gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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