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sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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