Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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