Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We were destined to go to rehab together
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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