i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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