Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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