Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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