Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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