So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
