I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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