Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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