I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's the barista slut.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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