I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I will be naked everywhere
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm really busy with my period
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