She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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