you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
