eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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