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(248): View more from Michigan

Don't you send me to vm

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.

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(646): View more from New York

I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

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(512): View more from Texas

I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.

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(660): View more from Missouri

My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)

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(541): View more from Oregon

She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.

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(214): View more from Texas

I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.

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