Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
