used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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