Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
