Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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