The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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