yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i came on her dog
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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