i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
tequila makes me forget i have legs
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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