You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
