does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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