in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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