Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Success! We fucked roommates!
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