Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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