It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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