Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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