what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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