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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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