i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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