My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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