I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Too much gin, very little bucket
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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