Nicole vs. Life
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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