and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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