AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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