she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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