when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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