His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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