Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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