o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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