Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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