You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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