actually, I'm a sock model
she woke up with a sticky ear
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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