Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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