Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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