Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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