...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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