i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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