You're completely useless in the revolution.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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